Either guys in Venezuela are really hard up, and are now sticking their johnsons in inanimate objects, or someone has a really skewed idea of what sex should feel like.
The small, circular nature of these examples leads me to believe they're talking about "back door" access — either gay or straight —but there is one example that seems a little more missionary:
All I can say, is that these ads make me feel really bad for their target market, and especially for their sexual partners. Ewww.
Okay, okay. I "get it" and all. But ir's really just a reverse of that classic Manix ad:
Tip (heh, heh) via Ads of The World