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The former Mötley Crüe frontman is actually the owner of a strip club, aptly named "Girls, Girls, Girls."
And he makes really, really, bad ads for it:
"And why didn't he use the song in the ad?", you might ask. It was actually written by his bandmates, Nikki Sixx, Mick Mars and Tommy Lee. He probably didn't have the budget for it.
How the mighty (hairdos) have fallen...