This is either pathetic or hilarious. Personally, I think it's fake. But it's Friday, so your mileage may vary.
FUSE reports that this post (since flagged for removal) recently appeared on Chicago Craigslist:
Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom)
Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.
I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.
Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life.
FUSE does not disclose whether the words "fucked" and "cock" were censored in the original post, or if they wussed out.
Anyway, firstname.lastname@example.org, if you are in fact real I wish you and your metal baby all the best whether red mohawk boy re-enters the picture or not.